Funny Bra Collection
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry.
By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the
following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of
all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home.
Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut the door as
hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.
Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time
wasn't effective enough..
Visit your garage at 3AMwhen the temperature of the cement floor is just
perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one
breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the
car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and
repeat with the other breast.
Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger
into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts.
Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an appointment with the
stranger to meet next year and do it again.
ARE TOTALLY PREPARED!
won't believe this!
Gum, said to slow the effects of ageing, fight stress and enhance breast
size, has become the latest fad in Japan. Makers of "Bust-Up
Gum" say it has
been a huge hit with women, despite costing $23 Cdn for 200 pieces!
Keep on chewing
This is about a nasty
prank that was played on me. One day, I had a job interview that was
scheduled for early in the morning. I was rushing to put on my clothes
when I realized that something was missing. I asked my little sister,
"Where the heck is my bra?" And she said, "Maybe you
should check in the freezer." Damn her, she had known I was going
to an interview -- so the night before, she collected all my bras,
soaked them in water, and stuck them in the freezer! They were frozen
solid. I mean, I could have beaten someone to death with one of those
things (and believe me, I was tempted). I was in a HUGE hurry, though.
Searching for the bras had wasted way too much of my time, and I
figured "Oh well. I just won't wear a bra then." So I just
rushed out the door, and drove to the interview.
The woman who interviewed me seemed nice, and I thought the interview
was going pretty well, but there was a problem. I'd picked my clothes
before I realized that I wouldn't have a bra, so I was wearing a
tee-shirt that was sort of tight. And there was air-conditioning in
the room...REALLY cold air-conditioning! I tried to act as if
nothing strange was happening, but the woman kept looking at my chest
with a sort of "What the...??" look on her face. I guess she
thought that I was a free spirit, or that I was just really, really
enjoying that interview. She didn't hire me...she gave the job to some
boy instead. (If the interviewer had been a guy, I'd probably have
gotten the job right away!) I guess the only bright side is that in a
couple of years, my sister will start wearing bras, too. And then I'll
be able to get even with her.
it ladies! Those boobs
weren't made for jogging!
It seems that a woman named Berbel Zumner was
killed at age 23 while walking through a park in Vienna. You see, Berbel
was one of those women that many refer to as "well endowed".
She wore a bra with metal underwire to support her ample frame. As we
all know, metal wire and lightning just don't go together. As a result,
Berbel was zapped and killed.
Friend Is Like A Good Bra...
Always Lifts You Up
Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging
And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!
What Religion is Your Bra?
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole