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Mammograms
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home.

EXERCISE ONE:
Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.
Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough..

EXERCISE TWO:
Visit your garage at 3AMwhen the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat with the other breast.

EXERCISE THREE:
Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts.
Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.

YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED!

Chew won't believe this!

Bubble Gum, said to slow the effects of ageing, fight stress and enhance breast size, has become the latest fad in Japan. Makers of "Bust-Up Gum" say it has been a huge hit with women, despite costing $23 Cdn for 200 pieces!

Keep on chewing ladies!!!

ICE BRA
This is about a nasty prank that was played on me. One day, I had a job interview that was scheduled for early in the morning. I was rushing to put on my clothes when I realized that something was missing. I asked my little sister, "Where the heck is my bra?" And she said, "Maybe you should check in the freezer." Damn her, she had known I was going to an interview -- so the night before, she collected all my bras, soaked them in water, and stuck them in the freezer! They were frozen solid. I mean, I could have beaten someone to death with one of those things (and believe me, I was tempted). I was in a HUGE hurry, though. Searching for the bras had wasted way too much of my time, and I figured "Oh well. I just won't wear a bra then." So I just rushed out the door, and drove to the interview. The woman who interviewed me seemed nice, and I thought the interview was going pretty well, but there was a problem. I'd picked my clothes before I realized that I wouldn't have a bra, so I was wearing a tee-shirt that was sort of tight. And there was air-conditioning in the room...REALLY cold air-conditioning! I tried to act as if nothing strange was happening, but the woman kept looking at my chest with a sort of "What the...??" look on her face. I guess she thought that I was a free spirit, or that I was just really, really enjoying that interview. She didn't hire me...she gave the job to some boy instead. (If the interviewer had been a guy, I'd probably have gotten the job right away!) I guess the only bright side is that in a couple of years, my sister will start wearing bras, too. And then I'll be able to get even with her.

Face it ladies! Those boobs weren't made for jogging!

Death By Bra! It seems that a woman named Berbel Zumner was killed at age 23 while walking through a park in Vienna. You see, Berbel was one of those women that many refer to as "well endowed". She wore a bra with metal underwire to support her ample frame. As we all know, metal wire and lightning just don't go together. As a result, Berbel was zapped and killed.
A Friend Is Like A Good Bra... Hard to Find Supportive Comfortable Always Lifts You Up Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!	What Religion is Your Bra? The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."